But my point in the book is that you cannot trust the testimony of a very greedy jam tart thief, who would rather have a jam tart than meet his father.
Alexander Waugh (via someofmybestfriends)
bellobooks:

God And My Right is the story of Thomas Becket, about which Evelyn Waugh said:

‘It is rather as though the talents which made I, Claudius and The Forsyte Saga were fused into a single, quite new and individual creation’ 

So worth a read then.

bellobooks:

God And My Right is the story of Thomas Becket, about which Evelyn Waugh said:

‘It is rather as though the talents which made I, Claudius and The Forsyte Saga were fused into a single, quite new and individual creation’ 

So worth a read then.

There is nothing like the aesthetic pleasure of being drunk and if you do it in the right way you can avoid being ill the next day. That is the greatest thing Oxford has to teach.
Evelyn Waugh, Diaries. (via thenextstation)

helleborusniger:

Wikipedia claims that Cara is supposed to be French. 

You are wrong, Wikipedia.  Dead wrong.

dear-sebastian:

I’m not sure if doodling Anthony Blanche while waiting for an appointment with my advisor will ever be counted as one of my prouder moments.

dear-sebastian:

I’m not sure if doodling Anthony Blanche while waiting for an appointment with my advisor will ever be counted as one of my prouder moments.

danpoharyskyiillustration:

A selection of drawings of some famous writers, drawn in Pencil. Will be uploading some more soon

delicousaloysius:

Do you remember when Anthony Blanch is threatened to be put in the “Mercury” fountain by those Bullingdon boys? Well here they are, in all their glory. Common activities the incredibly exclusive Bullingdon club members partake in is drunken revelry and trashing restaurants. Twice, in 1894 and again in 1927, Bullingdon club members smashed all 468 windows of the Peckwater Quad of Christ Church after a night of drinking. Former members include David Cameron, Boris Johnson, Prince Edward VIII (later banned from participating by his mum Queen Mary), and George Osborne. 
http://booksmartgirl.blogspot.com/2012/01/how-to-read-brideshead-revisited.html

delicousaloysius:

Do you remember when Anthony Blanch is threatened to be put in the “Mercury” fountain by those Bullingdon boys? Well here they are, in all their glory. Common activities the incredibly exclusive Bullingdon club members partake in is drunken revelry and trashing restaurants. Twice, in 1894 and again in 1927, Bullingdon club members smashed all 468 windows of the Peckwater Quad of Christ Church after a night of drinking. Former members include David Cameron, Boris Johnson, Prince Edward VIII (later banned from participating by his mum Queen Mary), and George Osborne. 

http://booksmartgirl.blogspot.com/2012/01/how-to-read-brideshead-revisited.html

visual-poetry:

“brancusi” by jiří kolář (1962)

visual-poetry:

“brancusi” by jiří kolář (1962)

penrose-stairs:

Visions of Oxford

01. Bach: Cantata BWV 167 | Yo-Yo MaSombre domes and glistening spires…
02. Mendelssohn: Spring Song | Budapest StringsChance encounters.
03. A Game of Cricket | Adrian JohnstonThat borrowed motorcar.
04. Doce De Coco | Yo-Yo MaMust we always get drunk at luncheon? But of course!
05. You’re Just Too Sweet for Words | Annette HanshawI’d gladly walk a mile for some of your sunshine.
06. Bach: Prelude in C minor | Andrea VighAutumn stroll along Addison’s Walk…
07. Winter Nights | Alexandre DesplatFrosted windows and snow-covered spires.
08. Seuls | Bruno CoulaisOf dusty tomes and secrets revealed…
09. Three O’Clock in the Morning | Paul Whiteman & His OrchestraStay just a bit longer.
10. Leclair - Tambourin | Emilie AutumnTo youthful indiscretions; to debauchery and dalliances!
11. Vivaldi: Concerto in La Maggiore, Allegro molto | Zagreber SolistenThe Boat Race.
12. Pennies from Heaven | Rose MurphyIf you want the things you love, you must have showers.
13. Guilty | Al BowllyIs it a sin, is it a crime? Loving you, dear, like I do?
14. Avenue du bois | Alexandre DesplatThese things never last…
15. Chopin: 12 Etudes, Op.10, No. 4 in C# minor | Vladimir AshkenazySent down?!
16. The Kiss | Philip GlassThe last train home.
17. I’m Yours | David ArnoldA bundle of yellowing billets-doux…
18. Childhood (2) | Yann TiersenTo old boys and new loves.
19. Orphans of the Storm | Adrian JohnstonNostalgia makes such fools of us…
20. The Party’s Over Now | Noël CowardFarewell, adieu…
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penrose-stairs:

Visions of Oxford

01. Bach: Cantata BWV 167 | Yo-Yo Ma
Sombre domes and glistening spires…

02. Mendelssohn: Spring Song | Budapest Strings
Chance encounters.

03. A Game of Cricket | Adrian Johnston
That borrowed motorcar.

04. Doce De Coco | Yo-Yo Ma
Must we always get drunk at luncheon? But of course!

05. You’re Just Too Sweet for Words | Annette Hanshaw
I’d gladly walk a mile for some of your sunshine.

06. Bach: Prelude in C minor | Andrea Vigh
Autumn stroll along Addison’s Walk…

07. Winter Nights | Alexandre Desplat
Frosted windows and snow-covered spires.

08. Seuls | Bruno Coulais
Of dusty tomes and secrets revealed…

09. Three O’Clock in the Morning | Paul Whiteman & His Orchestra
Stay just a bit longer.

10. Leclair - Tambourin | Emilie Autumn
To youthful indiscretions; to debauchery and dalliances!

11. Vivaldi: Concerto in La Maggiore, Allegro molto | Zagreber Solisten
The Boat Race.

12. Pennies from Heaven | Rose Murphy
If you want the things you love, you must have showers.

13. Guilty | Al Bowlly
Is it a sin, is it a crime? Loving you, dear, like I do?

14. Avenue du bois | Alexandre Desplat
These things never last…

15. Chopin: 12 Etudes, Op.10, No. 4 in C# minor | Vladimir Ashkenazy
Sent down?!

16. The Kiss | Philip Glass
The last train home.

17. I’m Yours | David Arnold
A bundle of yellowing billets-doux…

18. Childhood (2) | Yann Tiersen
To old boys and new loves.

19. Orphans of the Storm | Adrian Johnston
Nostalgia makes such fools of us…

20. The Party’s Over Now | Noël Coward
Farewell, adieu…

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fantomas-en-cavale:

Cecil Beaton- Lady Inverclyde dans un night-club, 1929

fantomas-en-cavale:

Cecil Beaton- Lady Inverclyde dans un night-club, 1929

flyte-sebastian-flyte:

Who knew Sebastian looked so suspiciously Tennant-ish?  

flyte-sebastian-flyte:

Who knew Sebastian looked so suspiciously Tennant-ish?  

hallward:

I can’t help but think that I’m playing right into his hand. Oh how lovely you are etc etc. Or maybe it doesn’t really count as paying any kind of real artistic adulation unless it’s a full bronze bust. In that case I am safe.

hallward:

I can’t help but think that I’m playing right into his hand. Oh how lovely you are etc etc. Or maybe it doesn’t really count as paying any kind of real artistic adulation unless it’s a full bronze bust. In that case I am safe.

onceandfuturekiki:

Title: what a lot of parties :: music to get down with evelyn waugh toAuthor: KikiFandom: Evelyn WaughTracks: 18Notes: A fanmix for Evelyn Waugh. Some songs were chose for specific characters/moments, but overall I just chose songs that capture the feeling of Waugh. All songs from the 1920s-1940s. And quite a bit of Noel Coward. Of course.
I’ll have download links soon, but I’m having issues at the moment with my hosting site.
01. Let’s MisbehaveWe’re all alone, no chaperone Can get our number The world’s in slumber—let’s misbehave There’s something wild about you child That’s so contagious Let’s be outrageous—let’s misbehave
02. NinaThough no-one ever could be keenerThan little Nina On quite a number Of very eligible men who did the rhumba When they proposed to her she simply left them flat She said that love should be impulsiveBut not convulsive And syncopation Had a discouraging effect on procreation And that she’d rather read a book and that was that
03. After You’ve GoneAfter you’ve goneAnd left me cryin’After you’ve goneThere’s no denyin’You’ll feel blueYou’ll feel sadYou’ll miss the bestest pal you ever had
04. Three O’clock In the MorningIt’s three o’clock In the morning I say that we danced The whole night through And daylight soon Will be dawningThere’s a-one More dance with you 05. Top Hat, White Tie, and TailsI just got an invitation through the mail: “Your presence requested this evening, It’s formal, a top hat, a white tie and tails.” Nothing now could take the wind out of my sails. Because I’m invited to step out this evening With top hat and white tie and tails.
06. The Stately Homes of EnglandLord Elderly, Lord Borrowmere, Lord Sickert and Lord Camp. With every virtue, every grace, Ah, what avails the sceptred race. Here you see the four of us, And there are so many more of us- Eldest sons That must succeed. We know how Caesar conquered Gaul, And how to whack a cricket ball; Apart from this, our education Lacks co-ordination. Though we’re young, And tentative, And rather rip-representative Scions of a noble breed, We are the products of those homes, Serene and stately, That only lately, Seem to have run to seed07. Somebody Stole My GalSomebody stole my gal Somebody stole my pal Somebody came and took her away She didn’t even say she was leavin’ The kisses I love so He’s getting now I know, And Gee! I know that she Would come to me if she could see Her broken hearted lonesome pal Somebody stole my gal08. Some of These DaysSome of these days, Oh, you’ll miss me honey Some of these days, You’re gonna feel so lonely You’re gonna miss my huggin’, You’re gonna miss my kissin’. You’re gonna miss me honey when I’m far away
09. Tonight You Belong to MeThough you belong to somebody elseTonight you belong to me Though we’re apartYour heart of my heartTonight you belong to me10. Looking at the World Through Rose Colored GlassesOh yes, I’m looking at the world through rose colored glasses, Everything is rosy now. Looking at the world and everything that passes, Seems of rosy hue somehow.
11. I’ve Been to a Marvelous PartyI went to a marvelous party we didn’t sit down til ten. Y’know young Bobby Carr did a stunt at the bar with a lot of extraordinary men. And then Freda arrived with a turtle which shattered us all to the core. And then the Duchess passed out at a quarter to three and suddenly Cyril cried ‘fiddle-de-de’ and he ripped off his trousers and jumped in the seaI couldn’t have liked it more.
12.  Yes Sir, That’s My BabyThat’s my baby No sir, I don’t mean maybe Yes sir, that’s my baby now Yes, ma’am, we’ve decided No ma’am, we ain’t gonna hide it Yes, ma’am, you’re invited now

13. Let’s Face the Music and DanceThere may be trouble ahead But while there’s moonlight and music And love and romance Let’s face the music and dance



14. The Girl FriendIsn’t she cute, isn’t she sweet,She’s gentle, and mentally nearly completeShe’s knock down, she’s regal, her beauty’s illegalShe’s the girlfriend

15. Am I Blue?Am I blueAm I blueAin’t these tears, in these eyes telling youHow can you ask me “am I blue”Why, wouldn’t you be tooIf each plan With your manDone fell through
16. There are Bad Times Just Around the CornerThere are bad times just around the corner,There are dark clouds hurtling through the skyAnd it’s no good whiningAbout a silver liningFor we know from experience that they won’t roll by,With a scowl and a frownWe’ll keep our peckers downAnd prepare for depression and doom and dread,We’re going to unpack our troubles from our old kit bagAnd wait until we drop down dead.
17. Cocktails For TwoIn some secluded rendezvousThat overlooks the avenueWith someone sharing a delightful chatOf this and thatAnd cocktails for twoAs we enjoy a cigaretteTo some exquisite chansonnetteTwo hands are sure to slyly meet beneathA servietteWith cocktails for two
18. The Song Is Ended But the Melody Lingers OnThe night was splendid And the melody seemed to say “Summer will pass away Take your happiness while you may” There ‘neath the light of the moon We sang a love song that ended too soon The moon descended And I found with the break of dawn You and the song had gone But the melody lingers on

onceandfuturekiki:

Title: what a lot of parties :: music to get down with evelyn waugh to
Author: Kiki
Fandom: Evelyn Waugh
Tracks: 18
Notes: A fanmix for Evelyn Waugh. Some songs were chose for specific characters/moments, but overall I just chose songs that capture the feeling of Waugh. All songs from the 1920s-1940s. And quite a bit of Noel Coward. Of course.

I’ll have download links soon, but I’m having issues at the moment with my hosting site.

01. Let’s Misbehave
We’re all alone, no chaperone
Can get our number
The world’s in slumber—let’s misbehave

There’s something wild about you child
That’s so contagious
Let’s be outrageous—let’s misbehave

02. Nina
Though no-one ever could be keener
Than little Nina
On quite a number
Of very eligible men who did the rhumba
When they proposed to her she simply left them flat
She said that love should be impulsive
But not convulsive
And syncopation
Had a discouraging effect on procreation
And that she’d rather read a book and that was that

03. After You’ve Gone
After you’ve gone
And left me cryin’
After you’ve gone
There’s no denyin’
You’ll feel blue
You’ll feel sad
You’ll miss the bestest pal you ever had

04. Three O’clock In the Morning
It’s three o’clock
In the morning
I say that we danced
The whole night through
And daylight soon
Will be dawning
There’s a-one
More dance with you

05. Top Hat, White Tie, and Tails
I just got an invitation through the mail:
“Your presence requested this evening,
It’s formal, a top hat, a white tie and tails.”
Nothing now could take the wind out of my sails.
Because I’m invited to step out this evening
With top hat and white tie and tails.

06. The Stately Homes of England
Lord Elderly, Lord Borrowmere,
Lord Sickert and Lord Camp.
With every virtue, every grace,
Ah, what avails the sceptred race.

Here you see the four of us,
And there are so many more of us-
Eldest sons
That must succeed.
We know how Caesar conquered Gaul,
And how to whack a cricket ball;
Apart from this, our education
Lacks co-ordination.
Though we’re young,
And tentative,
And rather rip-representative
Scions of a noble breed,
We are the products of those homes,
Serene and stately,
That only lately,
Seem to have run to seed

07. Somebody Stole My Gal
Somebody stole my gal
Somebody stole my pal
Somebody came and took her away
She didn’t even say she was leavin’
The kisses I love so
He’s getting now I know,
And Gee! I know that she
Would come to me if she could see
Her broken hearted lonesome pal
Somebody stole my gal

08. Some of These Days
Some of these days,
Oh, you’ll miss me honey
Some of these days,
You’re gonna feel so lonely
You’re gonna miss my huggin’,
You’re gonna miss my kissin’.
You’re gonna miss me honey when I’m far away


09. Tonight You Belong to Me
Though you belong to somebody else
Tonight you belong to me

Though we’re apart

Your heart of my heart

Tonight you belong to me


10. Looking at the World Through Rose Colored Glasses
Oh yes, I’m looking at the world through rose colored glasses,
Everything is rosy now.
Looking at the world and everything that passes,
Seems of rosy hue somehow.

11. I’ve Been to a Marvelous Party
I went to a marvelous party we didn’t sit down til ten.
Y’know young Bobby Carr did a stunt at the bar with a lot of extraordinary men. And then Freda arrived with a turtle which shattered us all to the core.
And then the Duchess passed out at a quarter to three and suddenly Cyril cried ‘fiddle-de-de’ and he ripped off his trousers and jumped in the sea
I couldn’t have liked it more.

12.  Yes Sir, That’s My Baby
That’s my baby
No sir, I don’t mean maybe

Yes sir, that’s my baby now

Yes, ma’am, we’ve decided
No ma’am, we ain’t gonna hide it

Yes, ma’am, you’re invited now


13. Let’s Face the Music and Dance
There may be trouble ahead
But while there’s moonlight and music
And love and romance
Let’s face the music and dance
14. The Girl Friend
Isn’t she cute, isn’t she sweet,
She’s gentle, and mentally nearly complete
She’s knock down, she’s regal, her beauty’s illegal
She’s the girlfriend


15. Am I Blue?
Am I blue
Am I blue
Ain’t these tears, in these eyes telling you
How can you ask me “am I blue”
Why, wouldn’t you be too
If each plan
With your man
Done fell through

16. There are Bad Times Just Around the Corner
There are bad times just around the corner,
There are dark clouds hurtling through the sky
And it’s no good whining
About a silver lining
For we know from experience that they won’t roll by,
With a scowl and a frown
We’ll keep our peckers down
And prepare for depression and doom and dread,
We’re going to unpack our troubles from our old kit bag
And wait until we drop down dead.

17. Cocktails For Two
In some secluded rendezvous
That overlooks the avenue
With someone sharing a delightful chat
Of this and that
And cocktails for two

As we enjoy a cigarette
To some exquisite chansonnette
Two hands are sure to slyly meet beneath
A serviette
With cocktails for two

18. The Song Is Ended But the Melody Lingers On
The night was splendid
And the melody seemed to say
“Summer will pass away
Take your happiness while you may”

There ‘neath the light of the moon
We sang a love song that ended too soon

The moon descended
And I found with the break of dawn
You and the song had gone
But the melody lingers on